I was thinking today that I was really glad that elephants aren't meat eaters. Ya know, they would be humanity's worst enemy. Here are a few reasons:
1. They're gigantic. It would at least take a few people to take one down if it decided to stage a hostile take-over.
2. Thick skin. If we did round up enough people to take one down, it'd be hard to get through that thick sun-baked hide.
3. Tusks. Even though they're not the best weapons that an animal could have, I would still avoid them.
4. Giant ears. If the elephants staged a hostile take-over, it'd be kind of hard to stage a sneak attack to get close to an elephant. Their ears are big and I bet they can hear me coming from a mile away.
5. Trunks. These extended noses might seem like the friendliest side of the elephant but just imagine all the things they could be used for: submarine warfare, sniffing out people, creating diversions.
And worst of all:
6. An elephant never forgets. Imagine the raptors from "Jurassic Park" but with the additional 1,000 pounds. If they never forgot anything, imagine how hard it would be to try and outsmart the elephant. It would remember all of your offensive tactics and be able to counter with all the knowledge that it has ammased in it's elephant life.
So, take away message. I'm really glad that elephants don't want to eat me. It would be a horribly different world.